Psst! Dad! I’ve got special needs.
Doesn’t that make you melt just a little bit?
Listen kid, don’t push it. We’re all special.
Don’t gimme that. My needs are way
more special than you.
Oh yeah? You got a mortgage repayment on the tenth? A family to feed? A hallway skirting to paint before the carpet guys come?
Hah! Thought not. Shuddup then.
So. You got any caca in your pants?