More special than you

Psst! Dad! I’ve got special needs.
Doesn’t that make you melt just a little bit?

Listen kid, don’t push it. We’re all special.

Don’t gimme that. My needs are way
more special than you.

Oh yeah? You got a mortgage repayment on the tenth? A family to feed? A hallway skirting to paint before the carpet guys come?

No.

Hah! Thought not. Shuddup then.

Hmmm.

Hmmm.

So. You got any caca in your pants?

Thought not. I win.

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22 comments on “More special than you

  1. Elbog says:

    Now that’s a story line I can identify with.
    Nice to see pics of both of you.
    Great finish, ‘caca pants’.

  2. enc says:

    He trumped you, mister! 🙂

  3. Nan P says:

    Nick, haven’t you yet understood that parents Never Ever win an argument? NEVER!!! I don’t know yet if this is also true for grand-parents, will update you once I have found out…

    By the way, cool post!

  4. hammie says:

    And I thought I was the “Hammy” one…

    he is hilarious. He is so gonna wipe the floor with you Nick. you haven’t a hope.
    xx

  5. Angieb says:

    I laughed out loud at that one. And like all kids, special because they are yours and you love them unconditionally, young Jacob trumps with poo! They get you every time 😉

  6. camommy2kj says:

    OK that was hilarious! Thanks for my mid-day laugh!

  7. caca will beat anything hands down. Well done Jacob, you beat him fair and square!!

  8. Sesame says:

    Fab..uv been outwitted there Nick..

  9. Christine says:

    Thank you for that!!!

    I needed a chuckle!

    Hope you promptly changed his diaper after your little discussion!

  10. Laurie says:

    I loved this so much, I linked to it from my blog. Hope you don’t mind!

    Jacob is adorable, and you are hilarious 🙂

  11. K8 says:

    *chuckle*

    Splendid 🙂

  12. poopy-pants wins the day!! haha! great post!!
    Your baby is adorable! 🙂

  13. Elinor says:

    I love it! Jacob’s a sweetie.

  14. Kelly says:

    I was rooting for Jacob all along…sorry. 🙂

  15. Peajay says:

    Thanks for your visit to my blog and kind words. Jacob’s a treasure. Thanks for the laughter.

  16. Nick McGivney says:

    Elbog – It wasn’t the happiest end, no.

    enc- trumped is the right word.

    Nan P- glad you liked it. If only you could’ve been there!

    Hammie- I’m already no. 6 in the house. That’s behind Jimmy the dog too. It’s ruff.

    Angie B- get your blog on! Just cos you’re a working mom with twins. Thanks for dropping in and a big hug to los niños y el jefe.

    camom- you’re welcome and thank you!

    Suzie- lovely to see you here.

    Cathal’s mam- you know we were always destined to lose to these little monsters!

    Sesame- I never claimed to be the brains of this outfit.

    XBox- thanks for the note, and I do need to get over to see your excellent site more often…

    Christine- Nah, I figure he who has the last laugh has to earn it. SO I gave him an hour or so mwah mwah mwah! Always nice to see you calling by.

    Laurie- link away. And hi to C&I from Ireland.

    K8- I appreciate the chuckle. We all need one.

    SW- You make me laugh more than vice versa, so thank you.

    HGF- Yes he is, and thank you for saying so.

    Elinor- Nice to see you. Thanks.

    Kelly- You’re not sorry at all, are you! You’re enjoying my poop duty immensely. I can sense it. (Hell, I can smell it!)

    Peajay- I hope hundreds of my faithful readers (! I wish) nip on over to you and HGF to get a bowl of the good. Thanks for dropping in, and you’re always welcome.

  17. Te says:

    Hahaha, that was great. Thanks for the laugh. Totally adorable, you never had a chance 😉

  18. Very funny. I really loved it!
    Jacob is just sooo adorable!

  19. Jo says:

    Oops, did I forget to comment?

    I was going to say, he’s a little thumb sucker, just like my little guy!

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